My girlfriend and I were crossing through a graveyard when she abruptly stopped and grabbed my arm. She grinned. I knew that grin.
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A model looking sexy but not having sex in a cemetery. Photo via Flickr user megantedrow. A year-old substitute teacher at a Pennsylvania high school has been arrested for having sex with a year-old student in a cemetery. The incident took place earlier this month at Easton Cemetery, which is actually a pretty sweet spot for some al fresco fucking, given that its park-like environs were designed according to the picturesque romantic styles of the late 19th century. Police Lieutenant Matthew Gerould of the Easton Police told Broadly that Kelly Aldinger, the teacher involved, was charged with institutional sexual assault yesterday morning. The incident took place on May 6, when police officer Joseph Arredondo spotted the pair having sex around at 1. Approaching the vehicle, Arredondo ascertained that the boy involved was a junior at Easton High School. Unconfirmed reports suggest the pair have been in a sexual relationship since the fall, although the police state they do not believe Aldinger had relationships with any other pupils. Aldinger was employed by Source 4 Teachers, which provides supply teachers to schools across the USA.